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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

12.06.2025 00:41

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)